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It's a song about profane words, so things get a little inappropriate.

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Profane Words!
That's what they said they were.
Profane words
we should never utter.

But the word starts
with a "D" and
it's kind of fun,
fun sometimes.

It's a dildo, you know!
And it's illegal to openly carry.
It's a dildo, you know!
But we don't want to see that thing.

Please just open-carry guns, you know.
Guns are not profane.
We love to show them in our shows.
Guns are not profane.

But, maybe they should be.
Maybe they should be!
Open-carry dildos!
Please don't open-carry guns!

And if you see a man
with an open-carry dildo
he's probably safer than
a man with an open-carried gun.

Profane words you know!
Oh! So profane!
But guns are not, not profane.
It's just dildos.

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from A​.​I​.​nktober Prompts, released November 29, 2019

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Mr. Beany's Bitty Band

We're a one-person band fronted by a human who self-describes as a mad artist. We invented the "crapcapella" genre, and remain a proponent, though we now support the term "folk acapella" as well. We love improvised music as well as sheet music.

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