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It wasn't that big!
It was pear-sized.
It wasn't that big!
But it was a giant pear.

I wanted it to be pear-sized.
But it was a big pear.
So when was pear-sized.
It really was big, big I swear.

But, but you see,
it all went according to my plan.
It, it was pear-sized.
And we were tiny, tiny.

And when I found
the beast who would eat that pear.
We were deep inside,
but we survived, I swear!

The tiny thing, it, yes, was pear-sized.
And we rode along inside.
And inside of the pear-place
we were inside the giant out in space.

Flying in a giant's tummy
as it soared, deep in space.
And when he landed on that planet
and pooped out we came

... in a pear-sized poop!

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from A​.​I​.​nktober Prompts, released November 29, 2019

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Mr. Beany's Bitty Band

We're a one-person band fronted by a human who self-describes as a mad artist. We invented the "crapcapella" genre, and remain a proponent, though we now support the term "folk acapella" as well. We love improvised music as well as sheet music.

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