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My girlfriend could have been leggier.
Leggier!
She only had two, but I wanted her leggier.
The process I used, it worked real well.

And she grew long with such, such hair.
She grew more legs, as well. She had fourteen.
But as she grew long and grew more legs,
she stopped being my girlfriend.

And so now I need a leggier girlfriend.
Or maybe I should try a leggier boyfriend.
Maybe I should try a nonbinary good friend.
But they, they need to be, yes, leggier.

I don't like just two legs,
whatever is between.
I am okay with
whatever I find there.

But they just need some
lovely, lovely legs,
and more than just one pair.
I want a leggier friend, friend I swear.

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from A​.​I​.​nktober Prompts, released November 29, 2019

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Mr. Beany's Bitty Band

We're a one-person band fronted by a human who self-describes as a mad artist. We invented the "crapcapella" genre, and remain a proponent, though we now support the term "folk acapella" as well. We love improvised music as well as sheet music.

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