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Like any other author,
if you annoy me
I might write you
in to something.

However, as a
songwriter
I will write you
in to my song.

Would you like to be
disemboweled?
Would you like your entrails
to fall to the floor?

I can make it happen in a song.
I can make it happen in a song.

Would you like to see the stars?
Or perhaps touch a whale?
Would you like to be devoured by
the Whale of the Stars.

I can make it happen in a song, in a song.
I can make it happen in a song.

So many things can happen.
You might be surprised.
But I can make it happen
and for half the price!

I can make it happen in a song, in a song.
I can show you terrors, in a song, in a song.

Do you want to see what happens when
cars rain from the sky?
Do you want to see what happens when
robots, they stand by?

I can make it happen in a song, in a song.
I can make it happen in a song, in a song.

The kittens will save us,
again,
you know.
Once again, in a song.

And do you think something real lovely,
like cabbages from space,
could destroy the President,
in a song, it's no disgrace.

So many things can wonderfully happen.
Sausage can rain from the sky.
And it can still be quite vegan
in a song, it's never a lie!

I can do this! In a song! A song!
I can do that! In a song! A song!

So many things will happen in a song!
Please, just leave me by.

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from Transparency vs Vulnerability, released December 26, 2018

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Mr. Beany's Bitty Band

We're a one-person band fronted by a human who self-describes as a mad artist. We invented the "crapcapella" genre, and remain a proponent, though we now support the term "folk acapella" as well. We love improvised music as well as sheet music.

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