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I thought there were
just four leopards.
The fifth leopard
really scared me then.

I thought there were
just four leopards.
The fifth leopard
almost, almost won.
The fifth leopard
almost killed everyone.

The fifth leopard was the best.
The brightest one, you see.
The fifth leopard
it almost, almost ate me.

It ate all my friends,
and destroyed the equipment.
It almost destroyed,
yes, everything.

But I'm hiding in this hole.
Hiding and hoping, you see.
I'm hiding in this hole
recording this message for posterity.

If that leopard, yes,
it gets, gets me.
I hope you'll hear my story.

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from A​.​I​.​nktober Prompts, released November 29, 2019

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Mr. Beany's Bitty Band

We're a one-person band fronted by a human who self-describes as a mad artist. We invented the "crapcapella" genre, and remain a proponent, though we now support the term "folk acapella" as well. We love improvised music as well as sheet music.

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