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I don't need to poop now.
Please quit bothering me.
I don't need to poop now.
Please, can't you see?

You are my body
and I control you.
And I said, I said,
I don't need to poop.

I know that you're my body.
I know what you can do.
You can do pushups and
you can eat some food.

I know you're my body,
and you're trying to tell me
that I need to poop, but clearly,
clearly, don't you see.

I'm in the bathroom,
sitting on the toilet.
If I really needed to poop,
I'd be poopin' now.

But nothing's coming out
of my butt, butt, butt
'cause clearly I don't need
to poop right now.

If I needed to poop,
the poop it would flow,
because I'm sitting
on the toilet here anyhow.

But no poop is comin',
comin' out of my butt,
So I don't,
don't need to poop.

I don't know why I thought
I would come in here today.
Because I didn't need
to poop when I sat down.

I think maybe
it was just to get away,
because sometimes everybody
makes me feel like frowning,
sometimes there's too many
people in the house
and I just want
to be left alone.

So I go to the bathroom
and I sit on the pot,
and I think about maybe,
trying to poop.

But I don't really need
to poop, poop, poop.
I just need to get
away from you.

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from Putting the Crap back in Crapcapella, released December 26, 2018

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Mr. Beany's Bitty Band

We're a one-person band fronted by a human who self-describes as a mad artist. We invented the "crapcapella" genre, and remain a proponent, though we now support the term "folk acapella" as well. We love improvised music as well as sheet music.

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